take a leap from out the window cause' its way too far to go through the door


whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants


money will be worth more since it’s bigger

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when you at work but all you can think about is skeletons

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