take a leap from out the window cause' its way too far to go through the door

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

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mojkun:

when you at work but all you can think about is skeletons

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