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wowitsmekate:

The girl next to us at chick fil a is having a rough day

wowitsmekate:

The girl next to us at chick fil a is having a rough day

1 day ago
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nasty-otter:

Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you!

Funny muffler

Jerky Pal

Boo boo keys

Snake eyes

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2 days ago
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

assachusetts:

nicklugo:

Cool Guy has Chill Day

IT’S COOOOOOOL GUY

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1 day ago
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I hope this blog starts a craze.: Brand New Pickup Lines

idiedforyouonetime:

  • Damn, girl, I wouldn’t mind you under my skin.
  • Babe, if you let me have my way, I swear I’ll tear you apart.
  • See this sober straight face? Now get out of your clothes.
  • I think I have a migraine, cause I love you so much it hurts my head.
  • Is your name Irene, cause you’re the smell before…

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1 day ago
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pm4lyfe:

they used a kanye west song in the great gatsby trailer because when I think f. scott fitzgerald my first thought is kanye west.

(Source: fitzgeraldist, via astral-acid)

2 days ago
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chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

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2 days ago
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