take a leap from out the window cause' its way too far to go through the door
umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

theonesthatcomeeasy:

harlequin19bee:

sopranomonroe:

sxizzor:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omfg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian
letyourbeautyunf0ld:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

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